Social Medium 2: Electric Boogaloo

Ramblings and random postings from a girl who does not quite know how to use this contraption.

Things that should make up a stir-fry

1. Rice
2. Water chestnuts (a copious amount)
3. Snow peas
4. Eggs
5. Onions
6. Baby corn

The stir-fry I’m eating now? Rice, shrimp, peas and way too many carrots. Blugh.

My ability to write has just up and left. 

Like, I want to and all that… but nothing happens. 

I’ve lost my mojo.

Oh…my god, stop…talking about boners.
— My brother, yelling at an erectile dysfunction medication.
Granted, they did talk about longer and more frequent boners more than needed. 

Comb the desert! 

(Source: danaykroyd, via huckleberryferry)

TFTA: Texts From the Avengers (pt. 5)

(Source: bartonesque, via hawkeye-barton)

Listening to Rod Steward sing some covers of a few old crooners was never something I did in the past.

So, apparently, the entire month I’ve worked at my new job I thought a soulful, raspy woman was singing when, in fact, it was Rod Stewart.

Whelp.

(Source: pulsarae, via burdge)

ohmyword.

(Source: peakingoranges, via hawkeye-barton)

nogutsnoglory:

for the latest avengers ask!! but without the text and such uwu
wow i am so tired of drawing faces like you don’t even know

nogutsnoglory:

for the latest avengers ask!! but without the text and such uwu

wow i am so tired of drawing faces like you don’t even know

scottlava:

“Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera!”

scottlava:

Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera!